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The skreets of Lake Mary · est. 2019

They tried to erase him.
Big mistake.

Rocket is the raccoon who made Robinhood's office his home. The team loved him so much they gave him a job title and an official LinkedIn profile, verified with a Robinhood work email in 2019. This year, a coordinated group mass-reported his pages until they were wiped out. So we are doing the one thing they cannot report: putting him on the blockchain forever.

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STATUS: IMMORTAL · TICKER: $ROCKET · CHAIN: ROBINHOOD
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Erased
Rocket the raccoon taking a selfie inside the Robinhood office
first one in the office. every morning.
Immortal
⚠ PAGES DELETED VIA MASS REPORT✕TOKEN CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE✕THE RACCOON DID NOTHING WRONG✕ ⚠ PAGES DELETED VIA MASS REPORT✕TOKEN CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE✕THE RACCOON DID NOTHING WRONG✕
Chapter 01 · The legend

A raccoon walked into
a brokerage.

Lake Mary, Florida. A wild raccoon started showing up at Robinhood's office like he owned the place. Most companies would call pest control. Robinhood gave him a job.

MAY 2019
01

Hired

The team named him Rocket and created his official LinkedIn profile: RH Rocket, Scavenger at Robinhood. Verified with a Robinhood work email. That is as official as it gets.

2019 - 2026
02

The grind

80 connections. 83 followers. Liked posts about Robinhood's earliest engineers. Perfect attendance record. Never missed a trash day in the skreets of Lake Mary.

2026
03

The token

When Robinhood Chain launched, the community did the obvious thing: they immortalized the office legend as $ROCKET. A token for the realest employee Robinhood ever had.

Chapter 02 · The attack

Then they came
for the raccoon.

A coordinated group has been attacking Robinhood Chain and everything its community builds. $ROCKET was collateral damage in their operation. And they did not stop at the token: they mass-reported Rocket's LinkedIn pages, the official ones the Robinhood team made for him in 2019, until LinkedIn deactivated them. Seven years of history, nuked by a report button.

They deleted a raccoon's LinkedIn profile.
Let that sink in.
✕ deactivated · ✕ deactivated · the report button is their only weapon
Chapter 03 · The proof

The receipts they
couldn't burn.

They can delete the page, but the internet never forgets and neither do we. Screenshots taken before the takedown. Look at the verification badge: this was not a fan page. Robinhood itself verified Rocket as an employee.

linkedin.com · RH Rocket · captured before deletion
Screenshot of RH Rocket's LinkedIn profile: Scavenger at Robinhood, The Skreets of Lake Mary, Greater Orlando, 80 connections
RH Rocket · Scavenger at Robinhood · The Skreets of Lake Mary · Greater Orlando · 80 connections. A real profile, with activity, likes and colleagues.
account history · verifications
Screenshot of LinkedIn verification panel: Robinhood, verified using work email in May 2019
"Robinhood · Verified using work email in May 2019." Only someone inside Robinhood could do this. The company made Rocket official.
Job title
Scavenger at Robinhood
On LinkedIn since
May 2019 · verified account
Current status
Deleted via mass report · 2026
Chapter 04 · The revenge
You can mass-report a LinkedIn page.
You cannot mass-report a blockchain.
MISSION / 01

Immortalize him

Every photo, every receipt, every sticker. Preserved here and on-chain, where no report button reaches.

MISSION / 02

Take the throne

Turn $ROCKET into the most important token on Robinhood Chain. The mascot becomes the king.

MISSION / 03

Outlive them all

Rocket's record will outlive every account that reported him. Every delete makes the legend bigger.

Rocket lives.

This site exists so that no report button can ever erase him again.
Long live the Scavenger. $ROCKET on Robinhood Chain.

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